turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via iwassmartonce)

  • judge:why did you kill that man

  • me:it's a metaphor

  • judge:oh....ok lol

  • A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
  • B. FAVORITE BAND.
  • C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
  • D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
  • E. MY BEST FRIEND.
  • F. MY FAVOURITE MOVIE.
  • G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
  • H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
  • I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
  • J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
  • K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
  • L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
  • M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
  • N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
  • O. MY EYE COLOUR.
  • P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
  • Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
  • R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
  • S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
  • T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
  • U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
  • V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
  • W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
  • X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
  • Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
  • Z. HOW ARE YOU?
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    (via britty37)

    gribedagen:

    "This is probably the worst thing I’ve ever had to do in the band"
            - Shaun

    (via jumpbackjack)

    capnwinter:

    themadones4:

    shelbysbutt:

    gabydunn:

    #kingbaby

    omg

    dead

    is that Joffrey

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    leviathans-in-the-tardis:

    You haven’t felt true pain until your favourite book gets made into the crappiest movie ever

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    (via k--victoria)

    kamiexe:

    chicken-fingers:

    this movie was way too heavy for its intended age group

    it’s actually really perfect for all ages because when kids learn this stuff early in life it stays with them 

    (via k--victoria)

    naughtylokiconfessions:

    clocks-divorcing-ticks:

    sorry not sorry

    My thoughts exactly 

    (via lordvoldemortsblog)